A term used to describe profuse intoxication where the individual has lost all ability to control their bodily functions.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

getting so incredibly drunk, that you lose all sense of integrity and have the sudden urge to dance as violently as you can