Urban Dictionary: Maine South High School

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A high school in the upper middle class suburb of Park Ridge. The easiest school in America to get hooked to pot, cocaine, and LSD 2 days after your first day as a Freshman.

Senior: Hey dude want a hit of this juul with a dose of weed?

Freshman: Yeah sure *gets hooked do drugs for the rest of high school*

Billy: Yeah I'm making a lot of drug sales

Mike: Wow you must go to Maine South High School

by Rookieman113 August 02, 2018

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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

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Maine South High School

A school in Park Ridge IL where girls Freshman-Senior are always drinking white claws and doing it raw

Ethan: Did you see that drunk girl walking around?

Anthony: She must go to Maine South High School!

by Not_A_Joke May 08, 2021

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Where you are asked the question at least 5 times a day "can i hit your j?"

Johnny: "Yo can I hit your J?"
Mark: "I don't have it."
Johnny:"BULL SHIT MARK!"
Mark: Its maine south high school dude

by jenwar November 14, 2017

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