When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim's eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask "Did you order a package?"
Lenny: "Hey, did you order a package?".
Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".
Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".
by Lorethe2nd September 16, 2015
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
by poochoo April 13, 2005
"Mailman" is a sexual term used when the passenger (a man) receives road head from the (usually) female driver. The man must take control of the steering wheel while the woman does her business.
John: Hey honey, I feel like pulling a Mailman
Sandy: Oh, alright. Just this once.
*John steers while sandy leans over*
Sandy: Oh, alright. Just this once.
*John steers while sandy leans over*
by sean sean May 22, 2007
When you move the the passenger seat while driving and masturbate, extra points for getting it out the window.
by Gabe K March 02, 2009
A dating tactic where you show up at the house of your interest unannounced. The opposite of "ghosting". First appeared in Season One episode six of Single Parents.
by Danryan November 14, 2018
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