v. To inflate the syllable count of any given sentence, while simultaneously disguising any meaning that may have been intended. See wordBEMLi/word

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

One who mails, and uses stamps and envelopes as weapons against unexpecting victims.

The official title of Mailer is only given when the MailGod and MailGoddess decide to do so.