an unnecessary phrase that precedes a story or a bragging statement.

most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.

sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.

is the kind of girl that will literally make you LOL. She is usually very pretty, sweet, and honest. Mais is a fighters AND a lover because if they have a strong opinion, they are known to fight for it. However, if they love you they are very passionate and expressive of their feelings. They like getting close and being held. If you currently have a Mais in your life i would strongly suggest holding on to her as she will most likely complete you. Mais is also sensitive to what you say to them.. they will only dislike you if you have ever been unecessarily mean to them. And if you are too sarcastic to them, they will get the intention that you really dont like them. Mais is a very unique and hilarious. So if you are ever having a bad day, just call one..they'll have you laughing in no time!

A girl who is very illiterate and spends a lot of time on twitter especially in group chats.

May is really pretty and awesome she is the best friend that you will ever have. She will always be there for you and make you laugh when you need it. Over all May so cute and the best friend that you will have.

Usually a boy who believes his parents fucked on May. Always says dumb things, but is very chill and funny

can also be used 2 say my.. like anotha way of writing it mah

Ginormous penis, like mind blowing.
Could know down the Great Wall of china.
Not a simp, can get pussy from miles away