A poker genius who passes a resemblance to AJ Rimmer and is allergic to washing up.
His one fault is the incapability to grasp the concept of prime numbers.
AKA Primus
12.01am: 'There's someone at the door for Mahoney Bitch!'
by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004
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When a guy cums inside a woman twice in a matter of 10 seconds because he rarely sees action.
She took him back to her place, but after 5 seconds of sex he creampied her. He needed a few minutes to recover and they were back at it for another 5 seconds before he came again for a double mahoney creampie. It was 10 seconds of sex that left her less than satisfied. He would never hear from her again.
by Biiiiiig Jordan March 23, 2019
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1) Over-thinking something to the degree that your eventual course of action is the exact opposite of the standard approach to a problem or solution
2) Self convincing that is designed to make your solution palatable, even if it contradicts well established protocols that are evidence based
Resident1: The patient has an abscess on his back and a blood sugar in the 300s but the attending decided that he wants to bring his blood sugar down before draining the infection, just in case

Resident2: Really? The elevated blood sugar is due to the infection. Draining it should reduce the blood sugar. And the attending wants to correct this first? Wow, that's some next level Mahoney logic.
by BCH Resident November 16, 2011
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typically a short man, whom you're not certain is either giving sly look or just has a persistent squint.

Legend among men, but unfortunately has an anus the size of a dinner plate *
Enjoys a munch on phallic shaped objects, but you'll look past it in hopes he'll come to terms with his selective eating.
"Can't go out for dinner with a Mahoney ever again"
"Ikr too many penises on one plate"
by Cheeseburgs August 15, 2017
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A movie described as on of the best movies ever made by a less than sophisticated friend. Upon watching said movie it is realized that the writing, acting and story is pure shit. Most Mahoney specials are usually overly macho, overly righteous and over stupid. Some examples include, Savages, 300, Law Abiding Citizen, Underworld and the ultimate Mahoney Special The Fast and the Furious.
Wow that movie last night sucked, it was a real Mahoney Special.
by Jackal2100 July 17, 2018
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When somebody uses the phrase "Mahoney's Rule" you can say Mahoney's Rule Clapback to defer the other person's statements and avoid any further conversation.
Grace-"Mahoney's Rule you need to say it"
Peter-"Actually Mahoney's Rule Clapback"
by mahoneysrulehater February 05, 2020
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