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Someone who hangs at the train station or bus stop or anywhere public all day long, usually asking for a cigarette, spare change or pocket lint. Usually unemployed and unemployable, using nothing but slang, and usually impossible to get rid of, until threatened with violence.
Called magpies because if they have gotten it once, they'll expect it again, and again, regardless of who it is.
Called magpies because if they have gotten it once, they'll expect it again, and again, regardless of who it is.
Person 1 : Yeah, so anyway, me and this chick...
Magpie : 'Ey man, u gutta spare smoke i can borrow??
Person 1 : No, go away
Magpie : Please man, i havent had one all day...please....
Person 1 : I saw you smoking 10 minutes ago, fuck off
Person 2 : GO AWAY you fucking mapie
Magpie : Pleeaase man, i'll pay you back
etc
Magpie : 'Ey man, u gutta spare smoke i can borrow??
Person 1 : No, go away
Magpie : Please man, i havent had one all day...please....
Person 1 : I saw you smoking 10 minutes ago, fuck off
Person 2 : GO AWAY you fucking mapie
Magpie : Pleeaase man, i'll pay you back
etc
by Gaxx May 20, 2006
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Slang for a member of the Newcastle United Football Club (NUFC). This is due to the fact that their strip is black and white.
by Angel February 24, 2005
4
poxy bird magpie, that squalks outside ya bedroom window at ungodly hours til you wake with a bad head, then shuts the fukk up, leaving you in a stinking mood all day.
Adi is in bed having sweet dreams,then at stoopid o'clock....
"squalk, squalk.. "( poxy magpie )
So up Adi gets, after trying to ignore it again for the umpteenth time..
"squalk, sleeptime for mr magpie..." and he flies off to his nest.
"Fukking poxy bird", says Adi... " bullet next time.."
"squalk, squalk.. "( poxy magpie )
So up Adi gets, after trying to ignore it again for the umpteenth time..
"squalk, sleeptime for mr magpie..." and he flies off to his nest.
"Fukking poxy bird", says Adi... " bullet next time.."
by poxybird July 16, 2006
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a person who takes your problem, issue , or situation, and owns it as theirs.
This person turns it to somehow affecting them, and will broadcast it as widely as required in order to get the desired level of sympathy. A magpie will even sacrifice friendships to maintain her/his position.
This person turns it to somehow affecting them, and will broadcast it as widely as required in order to get the desired level of sympathy. A magpie will even sacrifice friendships to maintain her/his position.
person 1: have you heard about Jane and Sally losing their cat?
person 2: yeah, and Anna loved that cat but Jane and Sally didn't tell her, she has to find out from Bob.
person 1: Oh Anna is being such a magpie...
person 2: well, they should've told her!
person 2: yeah, and Anna loved that cat but Jane and Sally didn't tell her, she has to find out from Bob.
person 1: Oh Anna is being such a magpie...
person 2: well, they should've told her!
by grit poit February 20, 2010
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The official name of the subscribers to the gaming channel known as Metal Ass Gaming due to their abbreviated name M.A.G. This fan base is known to be highly supportive to this channel.
by Lazarus de Sanguine June 15, 2017