May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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1. Size; extent; dimensions: to determine the magnitude of an angle.
2. Great importance or consequence: affairs of magnitude.
3. Greatness of size or amount.
4. Moral greatness: magnitude of mind.
5. Astronomy.
In mathematics:
- Magnitude (mathematics), the relative size of a mathematical object.
- Magnitude (vector), a term for the size or length of a vector.
- Scalar (mathematics), a quantity defined only by its magnitude.
- Euclidean vector, a quantity defined by both its magnitude and its direction.
- Order of magnitude, the class of scale having a fixed value ratio to the preceding class.
In astronomy:
- Magnitude (astronomy), a measure of brightness and brightness differences used in astronomy.
- Apparent magnitude, the apparent brightness of a celestial object as observed from Earth.
- Absolute magnitude, the brightness of a celestial object corrected to a standard luminosity distance.
- Photographic magnitude, the brightness of a celestial object corrected for photographic sensitivity, symbol mpg
- Magnitude of eclipse or geometric magnitude, the size of the eclipsed part of the Sun during a solar eclipse or the Moon during a lunar eclipse.
As an earthquake unit of measure:
- Richter magnitude scale,a measure of the energy of an earthquake.
- Moment magnitude scale, an alternative to the Richter scale for measuring earthquakes.
2. Great importance or consequence: affairs of magnitude.
3. Greatness of size or amount.
4. Moral greatness: magnitude of mind.
5. Astronomy.
In mathematics:
- Magnitude (mathematics), the relative size of a mathematical object.
- Magnitude (vector), a term for the size or length of a vector.
- Scalar (mathematics), a quantity defined only by its magnitude.
- Euclidean vector, a quantity defined by both its magnitude and its direction.
- Order of magnitude, the class of scale having a fixed value ratio to the preceding class.
In astronomy:
- Magnitude (astronomy), a measure of brightness and brightness differences used in astronomy.
- Apparent magnitude, the apparent brightness of a celestial object as observed from Earth.
- Absolute magnitude, the brightness of a celestial object corrected to a standard luminosity distance.
- Photographic magnitude, the brightness of a celestial object corrected for photographic sensitivity, symbol mpg
- Magnitude of eclipse or geometric magnitude, the size of the eclipsed part of the Sun during a solar eclipse or the Moon during a lunar eclipse.
As an earthquake unit of measure:
- Richter magnitude scale,a measure of the energy of an earthquake.
- Moment magnitude scale, an alternative to the Richter scale for measuring earthquakes.
- Hence, ' things by removal ' may be one way of explaining perceptible magnitudes qua lengths.
- You cannot visit the Eden Project without being amazed at the sheer magnitude of it all.
- There is a great increase in the number and magnitude of earthquakes, many centered in the localities of the wars and fighting.
- You cannot visit the Eden Project without being amazed at the sheer magnitude of it all.
- There is a great increase in the number and magnitude of earthquakes, many centered in the localities of the wars and fighting.
by ScreenFreak December 11, 2010
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With Magnitude: Used to greatly emphasize how you do something or how great something is. The term is derived from Despicable Me's Vector, as he states "I am committing crime with both direction and magnitude!"
"I work hard, I always get things done with magnitude!"
"My phone has a camera, a great CPU, and magnitude!"
"Ryan is a great guy, he's got magnitude!"
"My phone has a camera, a great CPU, and magnitude!"
"Ryan is a great guy, he's got magnitude!"
by ButHonestlyWhyThough January 13, 2020