Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
2
My other answer to everything.
Peson: How... did you get up there?
Me: Magic
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Person: HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT?
Me: Magic
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Teacher: How did you get a perfect score on the test? You're either sleeping or talking in class and you've never ONCE done your homework.
Me: Magic.
Teacher:...
Me: What did you want me to say? Brain steroids??
Me: Magic
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Person: HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT?
Me: Magic
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Teacher: How did you get a perfect score on the test? You're either sleeping or talking in class and you've never ONCE done your homework.
Me: Magic.
Teacher:...
Me: What did you want me to say? Brain steroids??
by Violetownz January 17, 2008
3
Originally meant "of the Magi" or "Magi like" Magi being "wise men" (see Matthew 2:1-12), hence "wisdom".
by Kahdlibber October 09, 2017
6
Slang/street term used around the North West/Merseyside area of England to describe the drug M.D.M.A (3,4-Methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine; Extacy in its pure crystalline, powder form instead of a poor quality tablet).
Usually ingested orally either by bombing or dissolving in a drink (snortin' it burns!) it gives feelings of euphoria and empathy. Makes you wanna dance and appreciate music. Causes thirst and tightness in the jaw. Can make users very chatty if they can't release their energy by eg. dancing in a club.
Users might feel pretty pissed off, cold and weak the next day with a lack of appetite.
Usually ingested orally either by bombing or dissolving in a drink (snortin' it burns!) it gives feelings of euphoria and empathy. Makes you wanna dance and appreciate music. Causes thirst and tightness in the jaw. Can make users very chatty if they can't release their energy by eg. dancing in a club.
Users might feel pretty pissed off, cold and weak the next day with a lack of appetite.
lad: u out on saturdee?
girl: yeah defo, I'm gettin a big bag of magic to get off me head.
lad: sound.
girl: yeah defo, I'm gettin a big bag of magic to get off me head.
lad: sound.
by MissKMH July 27, 2009