Sean has magic hands!
by Arawra Stockings February 20, 2011
the name given to one with the ability to play the drums like John "Bonzo" Bonham. The greatest rock drummer of all time. Another word for this status is "Bonzo Jr."
by Josh Franx June 2, 2004
by musicmadjones June 23, 2006
A method used for cleaning your rear end. To perform the "magic hand", lather soap onto your hands real good, usually turn your hand sideways, and use your lathered hand to scrub inside the crack. Though there's no telling how long this method has been used, it was comedian/actor Jay Mohr who coined the term, "magic hand".
I had worked 12 hours, and sweat my ass off. The only way to feel I've successfully cleaned my sweaty ass was to give myself the magic hand.
She was kind of a freak, dude. When we were in the shower, she let me give her the magic hand.
She was kind of a freak, dude. When we were in the shower, she let me give her the magic hand.
by Feaz January 11, 2007
When a man masturbates furiously for a long time with his left hand, then switches to his right hand and gets off quickly.
by BentleyCoon April 13, 2009
Its when you're receiving a little head from your newest chick, you're kicked back in the reclining position. All the sudden you realize that this is the GREATEST blowjob ever. It feels like she has three hands wrapped on your junk. The balls are warm, the shaft is being massaged in two directions, it's like heaven for your package!
Dude, I was half asleep when she started, by the time she was done with the three hand magic, I blew like a buffalo!
by Uncle Kurtie June 1, 2007
The act of getting AIDS as a result of having sexual intercourse with an individual who recently was a sexual partner of Magic Johnson
Person 1: “Yo man, I got second hand magic yesterday!”
Person 2: “ Oh, did you buy a used magic kit?”
Person 1: “ No, I had sex with a girl who recently fucked Magic Johnson!”
Person 2: “ Oh, did you buy a used magic kit?”
Person 1: “ No, I had sex with a girl who recently fucked Magic Johnson!”
by Randy Mead November 18, 2019