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The frustrated act of masturbating after a spousal argument to simply get back at your significant other.
I had a fight with Raelene the other night so after she left I climbed into bed and just madturbated all night.
by madturbating matthew December 02, 2012
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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What someone's 4 year old son with down syndrome says he does with the vacuum cleaner every night.
When I asked my roommate Collin's son why he uses the vacuum cleaner every night, he says he's doing madturbate.
by blackirl­ January 10, 2021
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Verb When your partner turns down your advances and you have to masturbate to relieve your horniness/grudgefuck yourself to sleep.
Hank refused to stop playing xbox last night so I had to madturbate before bed.
by A to the R to the FU January 11, 2014
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when you're sexually frustrated and can't masturbate
Man,bae posted a really nice selfie and now I'm so madturbated.
by satansmiles March 30, 2016
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