What someone's 4 year old son with down syndrome says he does with the vacuum cleaner every night.
When I asked my roommate Collin's son why he uses the vacuum cleaner every night, he says he's doing madturbate.
by blackirl­ January 10, 2021
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The frustrated act of masturbating after a spousal argument to simply get back at your significant other.
I had a fight with Raelene the other night so after she left I climbed into bed and just madturbated all night.
by madturbating matthew December 02, 2012
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Verb When your partner turns down your advances and you have to masturbate to relieve your horniness/grudgefuck yourself to sleep.
Hank refused to stop playing xbox last night so I had to madturbate before bed.
by A to the R to the FU January 11, 2014
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Doing the act of masturbating while mad for some reason
”Man, Mark surely is madturbating after Sylvia called him a nerd”
by mark ze snek February 22, 2017
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Masturbating as an outlet when stressed or angry.
"Man I was so pissed when I failed my history test, I went to the stall and started madturbating furiously!"
by Themadhasher September 04, 2013
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when you're sexually frustrated and can't masturbate
Man,bae posted a really nice selfie and now I'm so madturbated.
by satansmiles March 30, 2016
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When you’re so sexually frustrated you hate fuck yourself.
It’s been so long since I’ve had sex that I’ve resorted to madturbation
by Transtastical March 16, 2019
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