A Madi Monster is a she-beast from a distant galaxy. She preys on small woodland creatures. This creature may seem intimidating or timid but is actually quite sociable (depending on the phase of the moon). If a person comes into contact with a Madi, when she is rabid, it is important to do the following: through a tub of mint icecream at her feet, drop into the fetal position immediately after the tossing of the icecream, and read a magazine.
by Gnomielicious April 02, 2009
by jr_mady January 10, 2009
Unknown: Hey Madie, what's up?
Madie: Nothing much, how about you?
If you're nickname is Madie then we are now friends,
my nickname is Madie by the way.
Madie: Nothing much, how about you?
If you're nickname is Madie then we are now friends,
my nickname is Madie by the way.
by notedIthink February 13, 2021
Most likely your best friend and is a bruh girl. She is a cherry but her friends are always strawberry. She love animals and memes. She is also very beautiful but says she looks like a troll. If she is your friend she will most likely spam your phone.
by Thatonequeergurl January 02, 2021
A very beautiful woman that says she looks like a troll. She is a cherry and loves indie music. She can be scary and will most likely end up as your best friend. Over all she is a very nice human being.
by Thatonequeergurl January 02, 2021
A two faced bitch. Who will seem sweet at first but will later stab you in the back when you least expect it.
by Bacon has my heart June 09, 2014

