Also referred to as "the baddest mother-fucker in the Universe," Maddox is the epitome of all that is good about pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks and assholes. His controversial rants feed the fires of many wet-pussied liberals, dry-pussied soccer moms, and fat-pussied middle aged whores who pretend to care about the environment, prejudice, and children’s feelings. His strong views boast a lot of extreme fans or extreme anti-fans, but the anti-fans are faggots, so no one cares what they think. His great taste in good movies aids others to following the right path of mindless zombie movies and gore flicks such as Bruce Campbell vs. The Army of Darkness. His site is known, and often mimiced, for its black background, yellow link text and grey-text articles.
"Shit, dude; Maddox rocks balls!!!" - Everyone
"I think I just totally got dragon kicked to the face after reading that article" - Everyone else
"I think I just totally got dragon kicked to the face after reading that article" - Everyone else
by Jared Lee Johnson September 29, 2005
1.one of the all time worst quaterbacks in the NFL.
without him, they won their 5th superbowl title.
without him, they won their 5th superbowl title.
by maura1424 July 13, 2006
A sweet, kind hearted, athletic, cute guy who is loved by all. He is very popular. If you have a friend named Maddox then consider yourself the luckiest person ever.
by sexyblonde420 October 10, 2019
Maddox is a nice, funny guy who hates batteries for some reason but also uses batteries to charge his precious Wii remotes. He is the nicest guy you’ll meet. He’s also really funny. He gets mad sometimes but his name is Maddox so deal with it he has to be. He plays Fortnite and Clash Royale but is bad at both of them. His homies are Jackson,Ava,Isaac,Cross,and Brooklyn. They are the squad.
Maddox is so hot.
by Your Average Joe Mama January 02, 2020
A guy that is vary sweet and loves to skate if you got a maddox coming your way you better watch out
by Boi baby October 17, 2019
Friend:what did you do yesterday?
1friend:well we were having dinner then my sister ate a onion
Friend:then what happened
Friend1:my sister took a big Maddox and we had to evacuate the build and call the fire department
1friend:well we were having dinner then my sister ate a onion
Friend:then what happened
Friend1:my sister took a big Maddox and we had to evacuate the build and call the fire department
by Chicken goddess December 08, 2019