A dude that thinks he's a pirate, and owns a invective site with some witty social commentaries. He has little respect for anyone else, but that's funny.

Maddox is a rude and disrespectful guy, you don’t want to become friends with because if you do he will find a way to crush you!! Maddox is alway the worst boyfriend you could ever ask for, and last but not least he is not smart, although he is good looking.

Idol of impressionable computer geeks everywhere.

For any pimply, pasty nerd thats too chickenshit to go get the mail outside because the deadly solar rays reflected by the moon will burn their skin like dried straw, they look to the Great Overlord Maddox as their guidance.

According to the teachings of the Great Maddox:

1. All computer nerds love Tabasco Sauce, because subjecting your tastebuds to a food condiment that'll singe the fuck out of your tastebuds is the best way to prove that your too fucking macho for your less macho peers. The testosterone increase from the burning pain will give you the balls you need to log back on IRC chat and give your online opponents a sound verbal thrashing, perhaps causing your nerdy rival to shoot himself in front of his webcam.

2. All computer nerds must routinely beat their women to reaffirm that they are the head of the house, and her main man. Doesn't really apply though, because computer nerds will remain virgins forever.

3. All computer nerds do what they want and feel. If a nerd does not want to go outside to Gold's Gym to do some bench presses or run on the treadmill, they don't have to! If a nerd doesn't want to lose weight, and just keep packing on some more weight from hot pockets, Pocky brand wood sticks, and root beer, he doesn't have to!

Owner and writer of "The Best Page In The Universe". Real name George Ouzounian, Writes highly controversial, uconventional, and impractical work that is occasionally hilarious. Has many people that view his work daily Friends Of Maddox and many protestors mothers against maddox.

A whiny preteen, usually white and male. He buckles at everything said to him that he dislikes. He is very unlikeable, and will most likely become a school shooter. Maddox's are usually the cause of teachers' retirement. Maddox's are also known as Fortnite Kids. Maddox's mother is the president of both the PTA and the HOA.

Note: Usually the son of a Karen

Real name George Ouzounian , he is the creator of the self-proclaimed The Best Page in the Universe. He's also a pirate who kicks ass. He doesn't like bitchy women, kids, old people or Titanic. People say he should be the king of the Internet. I agree.

Maddoxism is not a religion, as it is not comprised of myths, fairy tales, and legends. Maddoxism is real. The equivalent 'god' in Maddoxism is Maddox himself. Some facts about life that Maddoxism emphasizes:

- For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three. (anti-vegeterianism)
- Women are inferior to men. (anti-Women's Rights and all that bs)
- Hippies, seniors, children, and generally people are inferior to God himself and should be killed in the name of Maddox. (pro-Maddox)
- Beef jerky and Maddox are generally the best things in the world.