Maddox is the most caring person, he can get mad sometimes but he will always be the funniest person ever. He’s a real class clown. He’s super smart and cute and would be probably the best person to date.

An Einstein, can spread communism in 2 revelations, strategy, ladies man, philosoper,funny, linguist,musician and a man of politics

some lanky specky guy, bit weird, can’t really kick a ball, can be nasty x

Maddox is a player that will break your heart in many pieces. He will not care for you and he will get jealous most of the time. Somewhat funny, jokes are stupid, loud, obnoxious, and insane. Kind of attractive, but not really. Gives good hugs. Usually tall. Really mean and will insult and offend you in any way possible. Hates people and will throw things at family members. Super smart, but acts like an idiot 24/7.

Maddox is a sweet guy. He is pretty amazing at sports, especially baseball. He is super nice to all the girls that he meets and knows just how to make them fall for him. There might be rumors about him but they are almost always wrong. Maddox has beautiful blue eyes. He has a really great personality and sense of humor. Maddox is always fun to be around and makes everyone happy to see him!

Maddox is a boy with a great sense of humor and can make everyone around him smile and laugh. He’s always truthful to everyone and tries his best to make everyone around him happy no matter what. He loves art and has amazing music taste. He’s the all star high school athlete and gets all the girls/guys. Even with the attraction from others he’s loyal towards his significant other no matter what, making him the best boyfriend ever.

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