She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Maddie Cathy. We were best friends in eighth grade. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in ninth grade, I joined the cheer team, and it was totally fun but then we got new coaches, and Maddie was like, weirdly jealous of my relationship with the team. Like, if I would blow her off to go to a team bonding, she'd be like, "Why didn't you snap chat me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-cheer team party, I was like, "Maddie, I can't invite you, because I think your an unpopular, loser." I mean I couldn't have an unpopular, loser at my party. There were gonna be cheerleaders there and she didn't have a cheer uniform . I mean, right? She was not a CHEERLEADER. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the eleventh grade, all of her hair was thinner and she was really slutty, and now I guess she's on the cheer team and has a boyfriend.

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.