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When you tell the boys you can't hang because your franchise is going to the Super Bowl, but really you just want to make out with your girl.
"I can't bake cookies and play games tonight; I got Madden."
by Squirrels_in_my_pants January 29, 2021
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When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
by A7sa July 03, 2019
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A video game that causes obsessive behavior.

The reason some girls don't get any sex.

"So did you finally get some last night?"
"No he wanted to play stupid madden!"
by Bunnyball December 22, 2006
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A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.
Bob would rather play with his Madden video game than his girlfriends vajayjay.
by Tikibarberfan February 02, 2010
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A video game notoriously hated by girlfriends and wives.
I wanted to talk to my boyfriend about our future but he was too busy playing Madden.
by GEUP August 23, 2008
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Madden tends to be a smart and good looking guy but doesn’t really enjoy school. He is really easy to keep a relationship with and makes a good boyfriend.
Madden is so nice

I’m going to ask out madden

Madden looks good today
by Jules223 January 29, 2018
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