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The result of spewing ejaculate over the face of an individual causing said receiver to sputter and trumpet like an elephant, preferably gesticulating their arms wildly in a pantomime of an elephant's trunk. May also be referred to as an Angry Elephant. Orbital involvement would consequently also be referred to as the Blind Mad Elephant.
I had her like a Blind Mad Elephant crashing around the room and sputtering like some crazy pachyderm.
by Daghda April 10, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Sexual presentation of genetailia. Twisting of one's hips to cause the penis to fling left and right in a rapid movement resembling an elephant trunk.
by Wolfman Fats May 31, 2017