Urban Dictionary: Macrohard

A large penile erection - the opposite of Microsoft, which means to have a flaccid penis.

Guy 1: "I've got a macrohard after watching that movie."
Guy 2: "I've got a microsoft now after being outside in -30 C in shorts."

by TheLoneCrusader April 04, 2014

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Opposite to microsoft

I have a big macrohard.

by haha September 04, 2003

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What Microsoft should call themselves

Macrohard is more reflective of the company's operations

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! May 13, 2005

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Macrohard: What Microsoft is

Microsoft is Macrohard

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! February 27, 2008

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