The best of the highland clans, loved to party and the chiefs would have sex ten times a day, Finn was chief of the Macphersons for over 40 years. This clan invented the word skite.

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

Scottish sex god, with balls of steel and nothing to lose. Mess with this mo'fucka and you anus will be ripped into the next dimension by his MASSIVE 10 TON COCK. Gaelic legends somtimes refer to Macpherson as the creator of orgasms and titty fucking.

Family's last name,

The last name of an inbreed family all of them are mentally challenged and have family orgies cause they love their moms hairy nipples in their mouth.

A Scottish clan. MacPhersons have many different spellings, (though we all know the true one is MacPherson) and is known to be one of the biggest clans in Scotland.

MacPhersons were part of the Jacobite War, and many other. One time, the MacPhersons were late to a battle, and when we were told off, we massacred those who disagreed with our need for beauty sleep. (we're sorry, Camerons, but we needed it!)