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When a Mackie tells a young girl that she makes him hard, and then gets confused by her unwillingness to engage in a relationship.
Example of a Mackie Moment:

Mackie: what makes you squirt?

Me: what the fuck
Mackie: what makes you wet?

Me: Pardon?
Mackie: you make me so hard
Me: please fuck off
Mackie: why won’t you date me?
Me: β€˜cause you’re a fucking nonce
by ikillducksforfun.mackie September 16, 2019
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