What they call a car diagnostic machine in the ghetto.
mannnnnnnnnnn mah '72 cutlass be up on dat dialysis machine to see whut wrong wit it
by g000le March 31, 2011
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a GCSE electronics project where a double dice is made
"What u gonna score on the dice machine?"
by Mother Licker October 16, 2007
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Dirty machine has the worlds most gigantic cack. If you ever hear the words “Dirty Machine” fear for your life because it will come to an end shortly.
Kid 1: ayo dirty machine, you’re garbage at this game your KD is 3-2

Dirty machine: DIRTY MACHIIIIIIINNEEE
by Derrttty cack 707 April 30, 2021
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When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass
"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."
by Gabraham November 28, 2016
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When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
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When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 20, 2021
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The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)
by supreme court of definitions September 23, 2020
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