A guy that won't make cutting a guy in half with a machete look like an accident the way Dewey Cox would.
Machete cut 4 guys in half at the same time.
by Solid Mantis February 14, 2021
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An instrument that divides shit.
He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
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The act of having sex with an armpit is called a sweaty machete
That girl didn’t shave her pits do I gave her a sweaty machete
by Tex biggin March 28, 2020
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