joe: why were you late for work today mike?

mike: cause the douche-bag who drives the bus insists that he blow by my stop at Mach Jesus so he doesnt have to pick anyone up, so i missed it.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

My and my buddy went on a beer run last night driving at Mach Jesus in his 2nd gen dodge

I saw the police chasing this car down the street at mach jesus.

Me and my buddy were traveling Mach Jesus down the back roads on a beer run last night