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noun; A person who was very popular, happy, and had tons of friends as a child but grew up alone and jobless. Usually ends up turning to drugs for comfort.
Friend 1: Remember that one kid from high school, Alex, I think? That kid was craaazy, we had some fun times with him!
Friend 2: Dude that kid was always the life of the party! What ever happened to him?
Friend 3: I saw him in the paper for possession of cocaine and marijuana.
Friend 2: Wow, what a Macaulay Culkin.
by Everyones Gay December 16, 2012
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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The masturbatory act one performs only and just because is home alone.
- What did you do on Friday?
- I had no money to go out and my parents went to a funeral outside the city, so I just went for a good 'ol Macaulay Culkin.
by Asthmaticdancer April 14, 2020
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