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4th Lt. C. MacLeod was a former, U.S. Navy SEAL and special warfare operator BUDS dropout. 4th Lt. MacLeod claims to have fired the shot that killed Osama bin Laden during Kitchen Patrol duty while serving aboard the HMS Bounty. 4th Lt. MacLeod later went on to lead a mutiny aboard the HMS Bounty due to the poor ratings he received from his commander, Major Pritzker. Disgruntled HMS Bounty crewmen, led by 4th Lt. MacLeod, seized control of the ship and set Major Pritzker and 4 loyalists adrift in the ship's open launch. The mutineers later settled in Baltimore, and went on to lead mediocre lives as marginal government employees.
by Tyler Durden February 04, 2020
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The biggest badass in human history, Immortal Scottish warrior who chops off the heads of his enemies in order to add their power to his own, eventually releasing The Quickening, also was trained by Sean Connery
man1- Did you see what was going on on top of Silvercup Stadium last night?
man 2- yeah, looks like Macleod is at it again
man 2- yeah, looks like Macleod is at it again
by chettheninja June 10, 2010
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Marc: did you see that?
Paul: no what happend
Marc: big aido gave Jamie the eld Macleod, knock'd him clean out
Paul: :o I'll take him lol jk
Paul: no what happend
Marc: big aido gave Jamie the eld Macleod, knock'd him clean out
Paul: :o I'll take him lol jk
by It was jamie August 02, 2012
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VERB: To delete a witty or offensive Facebook post out of fear of being seen as the witty or offensive jackass that you have actually become.
Person: Hey Monique, did you see that comment that Alex made on your status?
Monique: No I didnt, he must have gone an "MacLeod'ed" the comment before I could read it. What a pussy.
Monique: No I didnt, he must have gone an "MacLeod'ed" the comment before I could read it. What a pussy.
by Anony_baby October 27, 2010