Morning Wood Syndrome - Waking with an erect penis. Occurs every morning of the world to every male, often at inopportune times, making for awkward situations.
1. "Man, I had to give my oral presentation in class this morning in class, and I was scared to death I was going to have MWS!"
2. "I was being given a tour of the plant, and I'll be damned if MWS didn't hit."
3. "I'm sorry, I can't slow dance with you right now. Why not is something wrong? No, it's just that I have a terrible case of MWS."
4. "Easter Sunday morning at church when the pastor says, 'please stand and sing hymn 416' I have MWS. It never fails."
5. "Every morning I try to go pee, but I can't because of MWS. I have to pull a superman."
6. "MWS wakes me up every morning, and the only medicine is to squeeze one out."
2. "I was being given a tour of the plant, and I'll be damned if MWS didn't hit."
3. "I'm sorry, I can't slow dance with you right now. Why not is something wrong? No, it's just that I have a terrible case of MWS."
4. "Easter Sunday morning at church when the pastor says, 'please stand and sing hymn 416' I have MWS. It never fails."
5. "Every morning I try to go pee, but I can't because of MWS. I have to pull a superman."
6. "MWS wakes me up every morning, and the only medicine is to squeeze one out."
by Billy Jo Thomas April 16, 2008
Known as Marysville West Side is a clique of killas that will ruin your shit in Marysville Washington 98270
by MWS Affiliated Shooter May 18, 2017
by hersheyas May 22, 2021
1:oh shit, do u have MW2?
2: lets game this bitch up.
1: hook up the fucking internet cable
2:fucking shoot him
1&2:ahhhhhhhhhhhh
2: lets game this bitch up.
1: hook up the fucking internet cable
2:fucking shoot him
1&2:ahhhhhhhhhhhh
by best gameer in the world November 28, 2009
by tory borty May 07, 2013
Abbreviation for Man Whore; derives from men who are complete whores (especially freaky rapist-looking men).
by meghan0nicole May 02, 2005