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Top definition
MUMZERT
To insert your penis into an
orifice
for one
stroke
, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of
abandonment
.
The sex
was
blah
he could only
mumzert
me then proceeded to fall asleep.
by
Ranchgirls
September 17, 2020
Get a
MUMZERT
mug for your guy Paul.
Sep 11 Word of the Day
hungover as a duck
when you're
hungover
as shit after a spending a
night drunk
as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck
let's go
get some
grub
by
pokeythepony
June 25, 2021
Get a
hungover as a duck
mug for your mama Riley.