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To insert your penis into an orifice for one stroke, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of abandonment.
The sex was blah he could only mumzert me then proceeded to fall asleep.
by Ranchgirls September 17, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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