a lame show where corporate whores get an award for singing to a machine made music

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

An event where a group of people who have the minds of children watch a bunch of untalented freaks.

A waste of time.

The worst piece of shit ever created by MTV. An excuse for talentless scum like Justin Timberlake and Missy Elliott to win awards for "Best Music of the Year" while spitting on Johnny Cash , and for Metallica to ruin classic songs made by real musicians. Fuck MTV.

An award given out once a year to an "artist" who is apparently better than another artist. They usually belong to the genre of rap, or hip-hop and R&B. If the recipient didn't happen to fall into one of these genres, it's so that nobody would complain. This wasn't true until the last few years.

A chance to see Madonna dyke out with Britney Spears.