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MPCE - Most Perfect Cock Ever
Is an acronym for the Most Perfect Cock Ever! Because it's hard to find the perfect cock and a man should know if they have one! That is MPCE defined.
by Ambor September 28, 2018
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MPCE

Most Perfect Cock Ever

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The most perfect, length, shape and girth. Absolutely perfect for providing the right amount of pleasure inside a woman because it is the perfect fit. Feels large and round when feeling it in pants especially jeans. Looks great in Spider-Man pyjama shorts. Is also extremity handsome looking when exposed to the naked eye with the most perfect shiny head. Tastes amazing when sucking on its beautiful head. But feels oh so good when fucking. Great for having those blended orgasms. And the orgasm it provides makes the build up feel like you have just fallen off a cliff and you don't know what's going to happen when suddenly your wings open up and your flying!
Your cock is MPCE man!
by Ambor September 29, 2018
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