MPA stands for myproana a site that despite claiming not to be pro or support/encourage people with eating disorders does all of those things. The site offers tips and helps to create a community platform for those who wish to further their eating disorders.

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Music Publisher's Association. they are the pricks who are shutting down all these guitar, bass, and drum tab sites because apparently, "reading tabs online is like stealing sheet music from a store". they are doing almost the same thing as the riaa. they have already shut down the MXtabs site, tab world, and a lot of similar sites.

Greedist people who ever walked the earth (next to 15th-19th century Europeans). These people sue people for their money "in the name of art". I mean, bitchin about illegal download is reasonable, but taking away drum, guitar, and bass tabs and chasing every emcee who don't "clear" samples with them is too much. Fuck this bullshit. Let art be art, for God's sake.

Music Performance Assessment

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