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MOTCW=Master of the clean wipe

Its what you call yourself when you got to the toilet and do a poo and it comes out without leaving any residue on your bum and you use toilet paper to wipe but the toilet paper remains clean.
David: (returning from the bathroom) MOTCW
Madi: Nice!
by Madave August 18, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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