Likes girls in a sexual way and only wants to be friends with boys much to her parents disapproval. Is very bored very often. And can be seen on TV looking quite funny tomorrow night at 7 o'clock on channel 40

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.