(Pronounced Meep)
A MIPH is a person you work with that thinks they are way more important than they actually are. This over valuing of one's contribution is often accompanied by an enormous ego, very low self esteem, hypersensitivity to criticism and an innate ability to claim the most credit while putting in the lease amount of effort.
The term MIPH is an acronym for "Most Importat Person Here".

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.