MILF

Mom
I'd
Like to
Fuck

Wow, stifflers mom is such a milf. whats a milf? MOM ID LIKE TO FUCK. YEAH!
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dude am i going to have a hang over cause i want one HAHAHAHAHA

by SeCrEt JS MAZAA July 23, 2004

MILF

The definition stems back to an old art of checking out older women with kids and needing a short acronym to inform a fellow connoisseur that you have spotted a worthy trophy. This stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck (The "to" is Silent)

Damn, look at that MILF!!!

Have you seen any MILF's today?

That was the best MILF I have ever had!

by [e-mail] November 9, 2005

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

a hot older woman, usually married with a kid or two.

Mike scored him a hot MILF last night. She called him to come help with the plumbing while her kids were out with her husband.

by Dereker August 16, 2008

MILF

MOTHER-I'D-LIKE-TO-FUCK. It is pronounced the way it is spelt and is used when an older pretty lady is seen

she is definitely a MILF

woah, das one hot MILF

by Anonymous12349 January 27, 2008

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Hey yo reader, yeah you, i fucked ur mom she was such a MILF

by AC August 20, 2003

MILF

extremely fucking hot mom; stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Dude, holy shit! Mrs. Benz is such a god damn MILF!

by C.B.C May 1, 2008

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Moms that give you a boner

Person #1: Dude, Britney Spears is such a milf. I'd like to tap that ass all day.
Person #2: Britney Spears isn't that hot...

by {W@R} March 12, 2006