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When your vibing with a girl, shes dancing up on you, your flirting, you try and make a move, and she denies you. You thought she liked you enough to hook up with you, but she doesnt. Stand for "Mind game player" She makes you think she's interested, but she's really not. Calls you her flirt friend, her "brother", etc.
I was flirt with her all night, but she wasnt tryin to hook up...that damn MGP
She was lying on me last night, and when I went it she moved back. She nothin but a MGP.
She was lying on me last night, and when I went it she moved back. She nothin but a MGP.
by sportsbluec September 08, 2010
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006