To verbally abuse a person to nonexistence usually because that person said something completely retarded.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

mgf is machine gun fellatio except a different idea slighty. It is basically blowing your brains out, as that dude in Fight Club tried to do.

Married girl friend