Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A British motoring company, now run by BMW (And merged with another comapny, Rover.) It's 50's and 60's heyday saw it dominate the world sportscar market, along with the Jaguar XK120, prompting the United States to start making sportcars, which GM did with the corvette.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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A total Studgod, masterful in every way. Great King and Ruler, loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and wealthy and having a big unit and balls of steel.
I hope when I grow up I can be a MG.
They all bowed down to his great MGness and kissed his butt.
The baseball star was a real MG.
The women dream of being with MG.
The football player was trying to become a MG.
They all bowed down to his great MGness and kissed his butt.
The baseball star was a real MG.
The women dream of being with MG.
The football player was trying to become a MG.
by bigbhtuan October 06, 2007
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abbreviation for morning glory; Morning glory means that you wake up with such a strong erection you have to walk in a slouched way.
by tory borty May 07, 2013