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Having inroduced 'FOBYAC' into to Urban Dictionary and wishing to retain somewhat of a theme, I now provide you with a second wonderful acronym, 'MFPOS'.
If, (when), used in open forum, calling someone a 'Mother Fucking Piece Of Shit' may provoke undue tension amongst those present, not least in the person towards whom 'MFPOS' has been directed, but again and with a degree of delight, once can openly verbally abuse a fellow human being, (perhaps one who is a complete tosser, whilst hiding securely behind the complete and total anonimity of these few choise letters........MFPOS!
If, (when), used in open forum, calling someone a 'Mother Fucking Piece Of Shit' may provoke undue tension amongst those present, not least in the person towards whom 'MFPOS' has been directed, but again and with a degree of delight, once can openly verbally abuse a fellow human being, (perhaps one who is a complete tosser, whilst hiding securely behind the complete and total anonimity of these few choise letters........MFPOS!
Introduced subtly into every-day conversation, one may employ MFPOS in the following manner:
Covertly: "Excuse me, Sir, you're a MFPOS"
Enraged: "Oy, shithead, you're a MFPOS!!"
Questioning: "Tell me, are you a MFPOS?"
Covertly: "Excuse me, Sir, you're a MFPOS"
Enraged: "Oy, shithead, you're a MFPOS!!"
Questioning: "Tell me, are you a MFPOS?"
by Drofnas Trebor May 18, 2007
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011