a sucker punch, especially one that knocks somebody out cold.

It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.

Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.

When you insert your penis into someone's anus and it has poop in it

The act of taking ones bowel movement and freezing it, then once frozen using it as a masterbatory aid.

Cold Merle is not limited to solid movements. A loose stool can be put into a condom then with the end being tied off, can then be frozen and also used for ones personal pleasure tool.

Other names include, stool tool, shit stick, poo sickle.

An ULTIMATE wizard who can cast any magic spell in the epic game. Wizard101. He can cast guacamole nigga penis, give me your cake, ur adopted kid shutup, you're gay and finally nigger dance. Be careful messing with the mysterious ambrose.

this phrase arose from the trending ermahgerd dialect. A group of college kids in their 20s who work at a pizza shop in Richmond, VA spoke the phrase "feel the moll" (in reference to the drug molly) in the ermahgerd dialect, coining the phrase, "ferl the merl." One can also say they are ferrlin' or "ferrlin' the merl" lieu of saying "rolling."

Merle's Law states that if one is too blown, one must smoke more in order to come down.

The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.