When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
A semi-erect penis.
Name after the building material of the that name (Medium Density Fibreboard) which is "not quite wood".
Name after the building material of the that name (Medium Density Fibreboard) which is "not quite wood".
She was not an attractive lady. When it came to performing my gentleman's duties all I could muster was a poor MDF.
by Adeybaby January 08, 2004
Mather Facker, commonly seen on Twitch. Originates from Kyrgyzstan, Kommentator01. First seen on Kritikal channel!
by thetwitchtwig March 04, 2021
by agve September 26, 2015
Jake: I'm about to beat my meat till that shit falls off
Luke: Dude!!!, Gtf outta here with that shit. You know mdf
Luke: Dude!!!, Gtf outta here with that shit. You know mdf
by Drodeks September 01, 2020
May 12 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

