Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A semi-erect penis.
Name after the building material of the that name (Medium Density Fibreboard) which is "not quite wood".
Name after the building material of the that name (Medium Density Fibreboard) which is "not quite wood".
She was not an attractive lady. When it came to performing my gentleman's duties all I could muster was a poor MDF.
by Adeybaby January 08, 2004
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Mather Facker, commonly seen on Twitch. Originates from Kyrgyzstan, Kommentator01. First seen on Kritikal channel!
by thetwitchtwig March 04, 2021
6
Jake: I'm about to beat my meat till that shit falls off
Luke: Dude!!!, Gtf outta here with that shit. You know mdf
Luke: Dude!!!, Gtf outta here with that shit. You know mdf
by Drodeks September 01, 2020