to be as a fly and fly around the world and not be seen
But you die in 24 hours so be sly and you will mc fly

Sagging balls anal rape grinding kids and cow raping is his life

To be a shady Dave you must live in the shadows of dark places. You will find shady Dave’s near crime, pollution, an missing children. Shady Dave’s favorite pastimes include chronic public masterbaition, stealing wheelchairs and holding up hotdog stands.

That one kid that stole your lunch because he's a fat pig

A Canadian Friend who is always there for you whenever whatever

A guy with the largest shlong ever like noone else has such big shlong as him.
Eoghan Mc Canny has a smexy brother and they flip all the time.
If your name is Eoghan Mc Canny youre a dumb but dummy thicc boy with the largest shlong the world has ever seen.
Hes also an epic gamer girl.

The best god damn bus driver to ever lay his hands on a big wheel.