Megalomaniac Careprovider Activation, when a patient has a doctor who overestimates their own intelligence and importance to the point that the doctor insists the patient has made up their symptoms for attention, because only a doctor is dumb enough to believe that someone would stop eating everything that tastes good and stop being about to leave the house or be around any human beings at all for attention. The first documented case of MCA was Dr. Peter Valent, an absolute sociopath who is on a mission to make sure that no one receives the medical care they need and that disabled people are mocked endlessly by their doctors.
I was diagnosed with MCA, and now my only option is dying alone in my apartment because my doctor is not only denying me any kind of treatment or further testing whatsoever but it also spreading propaganda about me because he's a malevolent narcissist.
by satinpaul May 15, 2019
by dflyboy June 10, 2005
mca girls are not baddies. they are flat I guess. mca boys don't like mca girls, only sb baddies. the girls in sb are baddies, so they love sb girls. additionally, mca girls say they grind, but they never grind. they don't even know what grinding is. overall mca girls suck and we hate them a lot. they only got into mca because of the gender balance, they are not even smart. they belong in the kitchen. mca girls are the reason every mca guy is gay.
by yourmomskindahot January 22, 2022
The Minnesota Comprehensive Assessments (MCAs) and alternate assessment Minnesota Test of Academic Skills (MTAS) are the state tests that help districts measure student progress toward Minnesota's academic standards and also meet federal and state legislative requirements. Students take one test in each subject.
BOB: dickidey darn i have an MCA test tomorrow
BILLY: what in the god dam word is a MCA test
BOB: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . milk me
BILLY: what in the god dam word is a MCA test
BOB: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . milk me
by JokingPit555043 April 20, 2021
Teacher: Alright kids, I hope you have some pencils, because we're gonna take MCAS!!!!1! It'll only take about 5 hours.
Students: *groan*
Students: *groan*
by EmogusalDamager March 1, 2023
verb (often all capital letters)
1) Maximum Collision Assurance System
2) Low quality synthetic longitudinal stability system that guarantees you will lawn dart without immediate recognition and subsequent action of pitch trim runaway.
1) Maximum Collision Assurance System
2) Low quality synthetic longitudinal stability system that guarantees you will lawn dart without immediate recognition and subsequent action of pitch trim runaway.
by ЯЧИθ September 16, 2020