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A godlike MC who has balls that shrivel up to the size of peas from the size of walnuts. He rehydrate them in urine in order to rejuvenate their size
Hello y'all I'm MC Shrivel Ball
Here to tell you about my balls
And, um uhh how they shrivel up
To the size of peas from the size of walnuts

I have to dip them in some piss
To rehydrate them it feels so bliss
Just because I'm a freak of nature
Doesn't mean you have to be a hater
by MC Shrivel Ball August 16, 2021
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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