MBS (Myles Bowel Syndrome) is a condition effecting the human digestive system, also known as, "I would rather have a shit than do any work today"syndrome. Common symptoms include the conscience requirement to take a shit at an hourly rate, and a near forced shitting commitment at the sight of a bathroom or portable toilet. It should be noted that a person suffering from the condition rarely has to take a shit on a scheduled lunch or bathroom break.

MBS stands for "My Bad, Sorry".

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Mouthy Broad Syndrome (MBS) affects people possessing two 'x' chromosomes. Symptoms can include:
- Not shutting the fuck up.
- Telling other people your private conversations or actions.
- Flapping of the mouth with no meaningful things coming out.

Treatment of MBS is usually as simple of administering one or two sharp blows to the person affected. If this does not work seek medical attention immediately.