Mayhem March is basically when you fuck anything walking. Your homie's girl,

Your sisters man etc..
by Beenieman November 01, 2019
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A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.
Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely
by Skinana January 09, 2021
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A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.
Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely
by Skinana January 09, 2021
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A spring habidashery festival where the village community come together to celebrate spring vitality and the altering of hems for summer tastes.
At this years "Mayhemness" festival the village of Grindleford came togther and shortened their clothing for the summer.

Everyone was stitching like crazy, it was mayhemness.
by Reading Reprebate December 21, 2010
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The most competitive and chaotic paintball team in the United States. Causing anarchy at any national event which they attend. Team Mayhem contains some of the most ruthless, fearless team members you will ever cross paths with. If you see one of their players on the field, stay clear, they will hunt you to no end and destroy any opposition on the field.
Mayhem Paintball is one of the greatest paintball teams to ever walk on a paintball field.
by god, watch out! August 14, 2008
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When you're at Meijer and the bathroom line is too long so you waddle over to the pet care aisle and take a piss in the fish tanks.
"oh shit. looks like someone pulled a Meijer Mayhem on the pet care aisle."
by More Pickle March 13, 2017
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Ones ablity to disregard the mayhem in ones life or within a situation and push forward to conquer the chaos and negativity irritating ones normal every day to day lifestyle.
When we to of everything, or wasn't a question of mind over mayhem, but now I really am not sure. I can do this! Its only mind over mayhem and I am the only thing standing in my way!
by K-Bell19 January 28, 2021
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