SEXY, FUN, CONFIDENT, BIG, TOUGH, STRONG, WILL KILL ANYONE THAT FUCKS WITH HIM OR HIS GIRLFRIEND
MARTIN-"IM MARKUSS I PLAY LACROSSE, IM COOL."
MARKUSS-"IM GOING TO TO BEAT YOUR ASS!"
MARTIN-"ILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE...OR 2."
MARKUSS- DRIVES TO SAN DIEGO (WAITS FOR MARTIN AFTER PRACTICE) AND HITS HIM WITH HIS BLUE TOYOTA COROLA SPORTS.
by SUGAR DADDY06 July 10, 2008
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Red haired person that everyone likes.

Also a person that smokes a lot.
I don't believe in god, I believe in Markusse!
by 8PoolMaster April 23, 2021
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I have known a Markuss my whole life and wll this is what i think of him... Big Belly, small PP
"How was it? "bad"
"Oh it must've been a Markuss"
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