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(noun) 1. An extremely nerdy kid who sits in his basement and plays Single player PC Games ALL Day. He Then proceeds to stare at himself in the mirror. Loves to look at E-Chicks and have E-Girlfriends from myspace.Unfortunately, he will have no luck with women whatsoever.

See also perma-virgin , Myspace Whore, Moron, pathetic

2) Military Assistance Command, Vietnam, Studies and Observations Group
"Remember when Tim spent those 5 days in a row playing Leisure Suit Larry, wishing he was E-Dancing with girls from myspace. He is such a MACVSOG!"
by Timayh.pwn.edu.. March 29, 2005
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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